codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

horizonsirens:

the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:

parenting tip

making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems

THIS

i-love-g-i-r-l-s:

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i-love-g-i-r-l-s:

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ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive. —Anonymous  (via theloveroftheunknown)

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

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